Michael Capistrano turned 2 today!
Funny, Michael Capistrano doesn’t feel 2 years old. -Michael Capistrano
Who’s gonna get stupified drunk tonight? 😏
Michael Capistrano is in love. -Michael Capistrano
Yes, it’s 9 AM on a Thursday over here and I’m mixing whiskey colas in plastic bottles. Welcome to Duesseldorfer Karneval!
Please do me a favor and google it before calling me an alcoholic 🎉
My dates for the morning.
Make the world a better place: stop clapping along at concerts.
Michael Capistrano is going on tour. Lock up your women! -Michael Capistrano